(Source: leonkarssen, via homersirnpson)

(Source: yazzydream, via deannadino)

uglypickle:

I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

(Source: uglypickle, via joshpeck)

"Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch."

Male proverb (via parahdocks)

(Source: clype, via homersirnpson)

myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

(via homersirnpson)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via marisaalone)

"There’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold."

Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn  (via bonhivers)

(Source: stannisbaratheon, via joshpeck)

"Would losing me even be a loss?"

(All I wonder)

(Source: daggerred, via homersirnpson)

sighcology:

this was honestly the most beautiful scene

(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via mikinonvg)

joshpeck:

caring for someone more than they care about you is actually the shittiest feeling in the world

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via whatsacanada)

sarahkeilman94:

if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly

(via sloth-grunge)